Monday, December 13, 2004
Yes, folks - it's that time of year when the old country estate is festooned with all sorts of tacky plastic greenery, flashing lights, and assorted decorations.
Or as it's more commonly known in this household - The Hanging of the Greens and The Cussing of the Lights.
Our house is very small, which means making room for a Christmas tree also means completely shuffling around the furniture.
At least it's the one time of year when the entire carpet gets vacuumed. When we move the sofa, we get to take a trip down memory lane, back before the carpet was sullied by the pitter-patter of little feet and paws, the spilling of countless crumbs, and the occasional no-no of a leg-hike.
We asked first-and-only-born child if we should wait for her return from college to begin the process, but she begged us to please - PLEASE - start without her and preferably finish before she gets here.
Mr. Andante is in charge of stringing those wicked little strands of miniature lights around the tree and elsewhere. He's good at it; what he's NOT good at is untangling the strands. That job falls to me, and therefore the Cussing of the Lights.
I put them away every year, untangled and carefully packed. Surely - surely - they will be nicely untangled next year?
It never happens.
Any nation that can produce a strand of lights that automatically tangles itself while in storage should be able to do many Great Things.
A quick check on the tag - "Made In China".
Today, the Christmas lights - tomorrow the world.
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The December/January issue of AARP magazine has a nifty little article that might help with those holiday vacation plans. It's not on line yet, but should appear here soon.
But if you're in a hurry to book your tickets, here's the gist - and I quote -
"God Bless Americans - Five countries where the U.S. is feted - not hated"
The article goes on to list -
*Northern Mariana Islands (a U.S. territory)
*Grenada (successfully liberated by the U.S.)
*Belize (overrun with U.S. expats)
*Andorra (their primary trade partner is the U.S.)
*Luxembourg (successfully liberated by the U.S. twice)
You don't have to be as old as I am to remember a time Americans were welcome anywhere on the planet.
Thanks to Dubya, the welcome mat is out only if they depend on us for trade, have long memories, or aren't a member of the "Coalition of the Willing".
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The first flight test in nearly two years of a planned U.S. missile-defense shield has been scrapped two days in a row this week because of bad weather, the Pentagon said on Friday.
Strong rain squalls over the Kwajalein atoll launch site in the central Pacific caused the latest postponement, Richard Lehner, a spokesman for the Pentagon's Missile Defense Agency, said shortly after the decision to scrap the test. A new attempt might be made later in the day, he said.
The Pentagon had not previously publicized the test.
Top Reasons The Above Isn't Rolling-On-The-Floor Funny
That's $10 billion of our tax money.
That's $10 billion that would provide armor for every man, woman, and vehicle in Iraq.
It's just another item in the growing list of things the Pentagon hasn't publicized.
(not even getting into health care, affordable housing, the environment, and so forth)
But I'm enjoying the mental picture of Donald Rumsfeld, riding on one of these flights of fantasy, holding an umbrella.
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Sunday, December 12, 2004
From my cousin's boy in the Land of Sand:
I just got yours and mom's messages. To answer your questions. They don't want to spend the money to up armor our vehicles so they are flying my small group up to baghdad. The rest of our guys are spread out and believe they are uparmoring and shipping some of them because uparmoring costs lots of money.
Let's hope they plan on setting up shop in the Baghdad airport - I hear the Baghdad airport road is also referred to as "Suicide Alley".
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Saturday, December 11, 2004
Here's the backstory on the previous bit of sarcastic ranting. It's taken a while to write it up because a) it's a busy time of year, and b) I don't like to think about it.
Mr. Andante changed jobs last spring, which meant a change in health insurance. The insurance provider - MedCost - remained the same; the previous "third-party-administrator" was Acordia, the current is Penn Western Benefits. There was no break in coverage, thanks to a very pricey MedCost COBRA policy.
I just love Penn Western's letterhead, which looks something like this -
PENN WESTERN BENEFIT$
As I've done every year for Lord-knows-how-many years, I went for my annual PAP smear and mammogram, recommended by every credible physician for women over a certain age.
The results were fine, as usual - but Penn Western has informed me they will not provide coverage as these tests were for....here it comes....pre-existing conditions.
Which pre-existing condition would that be? Female?
Many years ago, a mammogram turned up a couple of cysts, which is not at all uncommon. Subsequent mammograms proved they had either disappeared or were harmless. No adverse results ever with the PAP smear.
The same thing has happened with our cholesterol labs - a semi-annual bloodletting necessary for those on cholesterol meds to check cholesterol levels and liver function.
The same thing happened when Mr. Andante visited the family doctor for a stomach virus.
Pre-existing!
After a days-worth of phone calls, I finally got it figured out. I obtained a "certificate of coverage" from Mr. Andante's previous employer, stating that we had been insured since the Ice Ages.
If your ailments were previously covered by insurance, they no longer pre-exist.
Got that?
Good. Because that's a hell of a way to run a health care system, and under the current administration, it's only going to get worse.
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Thursday, December 09, 2004
When I grow up, I want to own a health insurance company.
I'll hire a couple of lawyers and a couple of accountants with no medical background to write up the most tangled, unintelligible policy manuals known to mankind.
The accountants will calculate, to the penny, how little we can get away with and how much it will take to drive our customers into bankrupcy.
Then I'll contract out the actual work to "third party administrators" - little companies that will, in turn, hire legions of people to generate lots of denial of coverage letters.
I'll teach them all how to say "pre-existing condition" with a straight face.
I'll have lots of friends at the big pharmaceutical companies. When they come out with an expensive new drug, I'll direct my legions of employees to demand our customers use it and nothing else for their condition.
I'll demand that medical practices hire lots of extra workers to handle all the paperwork necessary to justify my existence.
And I'll make it a rule that none of these third-party-administrators speak or otherwise communicate with each other except maybe in triplicate.
I'll also make a rule that none of these companies use the same software programs or the same diagnostic codes.
I'll have lots of friends in the health care industry! They will make strong recommendations that everyone have this, that, or the other medical procedure or test. Then they'll let me know about it first so my lawyers can revise our policy manual and we won't have to cover it.
And I'll have lots of friends in Congress! I'll give them money for their political campaigns, and to show their gratitude, they'll swat down any suggestion of universal coverage.
What a great country....America, the Land of Opportunity, where every boy and girl can dream of growing up to prey on the less fortunate.
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Tuesday, December 07, 2004
Dragged out all the Christmas decorations today, addressed Christmas cards, wrapped a couple of presents and am working like mad on homemade Christmas gifts.
Whether they want them or not, my family members are getting crocheted afghan throws. I can crochet, I can get yarn cheap.
Three teenage boys get a reprieve; I've already bought them hoodies. But there are still eighteen - count 'em - eighteen afghans needed.
I started in April. Thirteen down, five to go.
So, how's it going with you?
Do you remember anything you got last Christmas? Do you remember anything you gave?
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Saturday, December 04, 2004
One book in the “Choosing the Best” series presents a story about a knight who saves a princess from a dragon. The next time the dragon arrives, the princess advises the knight to kill the dragon with a noose, and the following time with poison, both of which work but leave the knight feeling “ashamed.” The knight
eventually decides to marry a village maiden, but did so “only after making sure she knew nothing about nooses or poison.”The curriculum concludes: Moral of the story: Occasional suggestions and assistance may be alright, but too much of it will lessen a man’s confidence or even turn him away from his princess.
(link)
The knight, his over-developed sense of machismo offended by the clever princess, marries a village maiden. At their wedding feast, a dragon swoops down on the party and threatens to kill them all.
The princess, hearing of the dilemma, distracts the dragon with a tasty dish of Purina Dragon Chow that she has cleverly laced with arsenic. The dragon eats it and dies.
The king, impressed by his daughter’s resourcefulness and ingenuity, names her sole heiress to his vast kingdom and wealth. When the king dies, the princess rules the kingdom wisely and well – without interference from a meddling husband.
The knight, though initially pleased with his subservient lowly village maiden, is outraged that he is no longer welcomed into high society. No longer invited to tournaments or allowed to sit at the tables of the mighty, he seeks comfort in flagons of ale. The lowly village maiden finds herself married to the lowly village drunkard.
Moral of the story: Occasional suggestions and assistance may be alright, but he who fails to value them courts disaster.
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Friday, December 03, 2004
The election is over, the results are now known.(no elephant hugging allowed on these premises)
The will of the people has clearly been shown.
We should show by our thoughts, our words and our deeds
That unity is just what our country needs.
Let's all get together. Let bitterness pass.
I'll hug your elephant.
You kiss my ass.
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Remember Theresa "Madame Butterfly" LePore, the Palm Beach (FL) County election supervisor who designed the infamous "butterfly" ballot?
in order for LePore to reach a full 30 years of service with the state government, and get full retirement benefits, she would go to work at the Palm Beach County State Attorney's office for six months as an election-fraud investigator.
(Orlando Sentinel,, registration required)
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Thursday, December 02, 2004
Busy, busy, busy doing my best to bring this Christmas carol service together, but I'm afraid my Inner Grinch is beginning to show.
Greg is busy giggling over the thought of "Ave Maria" sung in a thick Southern accent, but I've just returned from an exhausting coaching session.
We've got a lot of work to do.
Oy-vey Mur-ee-uh
Graaaa-see-uh plin-uh
(etc., etc., etc.)
Oy-vey, oy-vey Duh-mi-nooze
Duh-mi-nooze tay-ee-come.
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“The elections should not be postponed,” he said. “It’s time for the Iraqi citizens to go to the polls and that’s why we are very firm on the Jan. 30 date.”
"There does not appear to be a clear process in place to suspend or reschedule voting during an election if there is a major terrorist attack," DeForest B. Soaries, chairman of the U.S. Election Assistance Commission, wrote in a letter to Republican and Democratic leaders in the House of Representatives and Senate."
Officials discuss how to delay Election Day
U.S. officials have discussed the idea of postponing Election Day in the event of a terrorist attack on or about that day, a Homeland Security Department spokesman said Sunday.
If Our Preznit is so dead-set on holding Iraqi elections on January 30th, despite the terrible security situation and the objections of seventeen Iraqi political parties - why doesn't he just sashay over there and show up at the polling places himself?
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Monday, November 29, 2004
Shares in Wal-Mart fell more than three per cent in New York on Monday, after the giant discount retailer cut its forecast for November sales growth to just 0.7 per cent, citing poor performance over the Thanksgiving holiday weekend.
The world's largest retailer had estimated November growth of 2 to 4 per cent just 10 days ago. But Wal-Mart revised its estimates down on Saturday evening after disappointing sales on “Black Friday”, the day after Thanksgiving - so called because it is traditionally the time retailers move into profit for the year. It is an indicator of spending for the holiday season, when a quarter of annual retail sales are rung up.
What this tells me is that folks who don't have to worry about the basics - like gasoline, food, and the electric bill - are buying furniture for new homes or doing some redecorating.
The rest of us are browsing at Wal-Mart (notice the full parking lots) for bargains, but aren't able to afford the discounted stuff.
When Wal-Mart's holiday sales are off, it's time to push the economic panic button. Which probably means another tax cut for the wealthy coming down the road.
Two Americas, indeed.
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Sunday, November 28, 2004
This is the time of year I normally come close to a nervous breakdown.
Not just because there are so many gifts I want to give but can't afford; not just because the weather generally gets stinky, or just because the crowds and traffic increase dramatically.
It's because I'm a Christmas Spirit Maker.
So are all those who put up with crowds of impatient Christmas shoppers; trying to help find the right size or color, or informing the 3,729th frantic parent that no, the hot toy of the season is sold out. At least their Frantic Season doesn't begin until around Halloween.
If you've ever enjoyed or been moved or inspired by a Christmas carol service, it's people like poor, pitiful me that make it possible. I'm the music director at a church.
Every year on the Sunday before Christmas, we have a community carol service. The minister reads the Christmas story - King James version - the choir sings several anthems, and everyone joins in to sing the old, familiar carols. Instrumentalists from our church and the surrounding community chip in on trumpets, trombones, clarinets, flutes, handbells, violins, etc., and a fine time is had by all.
I start preparing in July. There are choral anthems to choose, instrumentalists to persuade, music to arrange, publicity releases to the newspapers, flowers and decorations, programs to print, refreshments afterwards, rehearsals, and so forth.
I'm pretty good at delegating as many of these chores as possible, but there's still a lot only I can do.
And while all this is going on, there's still the usual services and rehearsals to attend to.
Preceeding the carol service is a Living Nativity by the little children of the church. I'm always frantically busy elsewhere, but I try to sneak a peek at the spectacle.
Living in a rural area, we have ample access to livestock. There are always some sheep and goats involved, a donkey or two, and sometimes cattle. The only thing we're short on is young children who can keep their hands off the livestock.
There's nothing like a nativity scene when the 6-yr-old Virgin Mary - who is supposed to be staring lovingly at the baby (doll) Jesus - tries to pull the goat's tail. Or when one of the Wise Men in oversized robe and cardboard crown decides he wants to ride the donkey.
Last year, the pricelessly beautiful child playing the "Christmas angel" popped up behind the manger, flung out her arms, and hollered her own fanfare - "TA DAH!"
I'll have ample legions of young mothers to handle that part, so I dash back inside to do some major-league, under-the-breath swearing.
Where are the teenagers who are supposed to pass out the programs? Close the damn door - the candles are blowing out!!! Where are my altos?
Will my tenor soloist forget everything I've taught him and sing "Ave Maria" with his deep & thick Southern accent? Oh, hell - I forgot the 3rd clarinet's revised music.
Is it December 26th yet?
So, if posting is light or non-existent, you'll know the back story. I'm either busy with Christmas Spirit Making, or I'm curled up in a fetal position, screaming "I should have started in June!"
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Saturday, November 27, 2004
When I first heard about the bedsheet cutbacks a couple of months ago, I thought it was some weird practical joke: To save money, a local Navy base planned to end a longstanding practice where staff housekeepers washed and replaced the sheets and pillowcases in the Bachelor Officers Quarters. Henceforth, a bunch of single ensigns and lieutenants were being banished to the local laundromat.
Now I know better. This was no joke – instead, it was a precursor of the oncoming train wreck.
The defense train wreck.
***barring a turnabout in new ship construction rates, the sea service is vanishing before our very eyes as the size of the fleet steadily declines from about 300 ships to a projected level of 120 in the next two decades
***multiple problems of deployment “overstretch” and unit manning woes that have occurred by shoving a 10-division ground force into a 20-division wartime operational requirement
***options for dealing with the shortage of Army officers available for staff duty in Iraq and Afghanistan include stretching the 12 month tour to 179 days and pulling officers from the 1-year Army War College degree program before the year is up
If Dubya wants to continue playing army, he's going to have to come up with a lot of money fast.
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Friday, November 26, 2004
Ukrainian police have sided in droves with opposition protests against the conduct of last weekend's presidential election and a feared crackdown on the demonstrators has not been carried out.
I only wish we'd had the courage, gumption, and leadership to do this back in 2000.
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Thursday, November 25, 2004
The two-star Army general who ran the U.S. military prison for terrorism suspects at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and later took over the U.S. military prison system in Iraq has been reassigned to a senior staff job in the Pentagon.
Maj. Gen. Geoffrey D. Miller will be the Army's assistant chief of staff for installation management, with responsibility for housing, environmental and other support operations at Army bases. Miller ran the prison at the U.S. naval base at Guantanamo Bay from the fall of 2002 to last spring.
In August 2003, Miller was sent to Iraq to advise on the screening of detainees, their interrogations and the collection of intelligence. Among his recommendations was that military police be actively involved in "setting the conditions" for successful interrogations.
The inmate abuse at Abu Ghraib prison took place mainly in October and November 2003, shortly after Miller's visit. He has not been blamed for the abuse. In March, he was sent back to Iraq as a deputy commander in charge of prison operations.
Replacing Miller in Iraq will be Maj. Gen. William H. Brandenburg.
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It's been a tough year for us, what with Mr. Andante losing his job, getting another quickly, but having to take a big cut in salary. But we haven't filed for bankruptcy...yet...so I'm thankful for that.
Things may change if the federal government doesn't rein in the rampaging, extortionate interest rates charged by lenders, but we'll worry about that another day.
Most of all, I am always thankful on Thanksgiving that I don't have to host the family Thanksgiving dinner.
Between Mr. Andante's five brothers and sisters and their spouses plus his mother, uncles, aunts, nephews, cousins, and so forth - it gets past the "dinner" stage into something resembling all-you-can-eat-for-free at an African refugee camp.
My sister-in-law and her husband host the banquet. They are childless, have good jobs, and a big house. Her claim to fame is vacuuming her entire house twice a day.
I am sure she would have a nervous breakdown if anyone spilled anything on their floor, so they clear the garage (also spotless) and set up long tables and folding chairs.
Everybody brings something edible, with many duplications and leftovers enough to feed the local homeless shelter.
Last year, someone at one end of my table called out "Pass me a roll!", and someone at the other end obliged. I was in the middle, and got hit in the head with a flying roll.
We are not very formal, and I'm thankful for that.
I'm also thankful for football games, which will keep me from getting into politics with my two ignorant Republican nephews and the sister-in-law and her husband who got scared into voting for Bush by their sorry excuse for a preacher.
Small blessings, but I'm thankful for them.
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004
"I listen to feminists and all these radical gals ... These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it, and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men; that's their problem."
As a card-carrying member of N.O.W. - which Jerry refers to as the "National Order of Witches", I know many members of the organization.
First of all, if we were witches, he would have been turned into a toad long ago.
Secondly, most of us like men; we like men quite a lot. We mainly get mad at them when they say stupid stuff, like the above quote.
Thirdly, many of us already have a man in the house. Men that are confident enough in their own skins to respect us. And most of the time, we are the one's who have to tell our men the time of day and lead them home.
If there IS a National Order of Witches - besides the one Ann Coulter heads up - I'm going to join.
I want a part in doing some very unpleasant things to this sorry excuse for a man.
(Link via Atrios)
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Monday, November 22, 2004
Bill Clears Way for Government to Cut Back College Loans
The federal government will be able to require millions of college students to shoulder more of the cost of their education under the new spending bill approved yesterday by the House and Senate.
The government moved to change its formula for college aid last year, but was blocked by Congress. Now, however, no such language appears in the appropriations bill lawmakers are considering, clearing the way for the government to scale back college grants for hundreds of thousands of low-income students.
Nearly 100,000 more students may lose their federal grants entirely, as Congress considers legislation that could place more of the financial burden for college on students and their families.
The moral values folks are really on a roll.
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Emboldened and inspired by YDD's picture of himself from 30 years ago, here is the 19-yr-old Andante, lounging on the sofa during my freshmen year at college.
This picture actually has some historical significance; see that textbook, notebook, and pen? It's probably the closest I ever got to those implements that year.
I am considering a contest for "World's Worst Elementary School Picture", because my 3rd grade picture would win hands down.
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Officers See Need For Bigger Iraq Force; U.S. Assessments Cite Tenacious Resistance
(Of course, some "U.S. assessments" were saying that over a year ago.)
Senior U.S. military commanders in Iraq say it is increasingly likely they will need a further increase in combat forces to put down remaining areas of resistance in the country.
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The officers said the exact number of extra troops needed is still being reviewed but estimated it at the equivalent of several battalions, or about 3,000 to 5,000 soldiers. The number of U.S. troops in Iraq fell to nearly 100,000 last spring before rising to 138,000, where it has stayed since the summer.
To boost the current level, military commanders have considered extending the stay of more troops due to rotate out shortly, or accelerating the deployment of the 3rd Infantry Division, which is scheduled to start in January. But a third option -- drawing all or part of a brigade of the 82nd Airborne Division on emergency standby in the United States -- has emerged as increasingly likely.
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Lookee here.......Why Now?
If ever anyone needed to share his thoughts with the world, it's Bryan - frequent commenter and friend to many.
Go welcome him, right now!
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Sunday, November 21, 2004
Yesterday, we received one of those finer-than-fine print notices that a credit card company will be upping the interest charged from 8.49% to 23.99%.
We've never missed a payment, nor can I recall making a late payment. Apparently, having a good credit rating is worthless these days.
The NY Times takes note -
Soaring Interest Compounds Credit Card Pain for Millions
The practice, called universal default, started after a rash of bankruptcy filings in the mid-to-late 1990's and has increasingly become standard in the industry. While MBNA declined to comment on any specific customer's account, its general counsel, Louis J. Freeh, the former F.B.I. director, said in a statement that it was being prudent by raising rates when it had reason to think the risk of not being repaid had increased.
Consumer complaints prompted the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency, which oversees the nationally chartered banks that constitute most of the major card issuers, to warn banks about giving fair notice of term changes and about sending out tempting offers to people who are unlikely to qualify for them.
Julie Williams, the acting comptroller, said in an interview that as long as the lenders were not intentionally deceiving their customers, they were free to set whatever rates and fees their home states allow. If customers do not want to pay a particular rate, "they have choice," she said. "They can find another card."
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Ms. Williams described her agency as a "tough regulator," but critics contend that the comptroller's office has taken strong action against only one major issuer of credit cards in the last five years.
The comptroller's office has since angered state attorneys general by trying to limit their ability to regulate how national banks behave in their states.
Eliot Spitzer, the attorney general of New York, said his office gets "thousands of complaints every year about credit card issues relating to the major banks, the major card issuers." But more often, he said, the banks' response has been that " 'we don't need to deal with you because the O.C.C. has told us - indeed, directed us - not to deal with state enforcement entities.' "
Elizabeth Warren, a professor at Harvard Law School who has been a vocal critic of consumer lenders, said the comptroller's office should do more than express discomfort with the practices of credit card companies, as it did in September.
The regulators did not say that "those are unfair practices, they are unsafe and unsound and don't do them," Ms. Warren said. "Instead, they said it's a problem. Look, if they think it's a problem, then tell the credit card companies to stop doing it."
I also know the finer-than-fine print specified the rates could rise. Still, these monstrous increases hardly seem ethical or even good business practice.
What's going to happen to folks whose interest rates are jacked up sky-high? Either they file for bankruptcy, or they will do what I've done - cut up the credit cards, negotiate lower rates, pay them off, and swear never again to do business with that company. Ever.
So, here's the Collective Sigh Suggestion Of The Day to all those hot-shot, greedy, lending institution CEO's who I am sure check in hourly for updated posts -
Lower the rates.
Sure, some folks will still pay off their debt and not run up any more, but even more people will continue to keep charging away and fill your coffers with gold for a long, long time to come.
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Saturday, November 20, 2004
....or Ship For Fools, take your pick.
Republicans whisked a $388 billion spending bill through the House on Saturday, a mammoth measure that underscores the dominance of deficit politics by curbing dollars for everything from education to environmental cleanups.
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A potential boon for Bush himself, $2 million for the government to try buying back the presidential yacht Sequoia. The boat was sold three decades ago, though its current owners say the yacht is not for sale.
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"I'm very proud of the fact that we held the line and made Congress make choices and set priorities, because it follows our philosophy," Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, said in House debate.
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Obviously, the "social conservatives" are the anti-sex party; in their crusade to outlaw abortion, birth control, and sex education, it's clear the only acceptable sex is that between heterosexual, married couples for the purpose of procreation.
I propose adding another element to their crusade....
Federal, state and local agencies will be barred from providing erectile disfuction information, drugs or procedures to any unmarried, heterosexual male under the age of forty.
Any medical professional, educator, or pharmacist dispensing erectile disfunction information, drugs, or procedures to unmarried, heterosexual males under the age of forty will be immediately shot on sight.
Let the old geezers on Capitol Hill think about THAT.
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Friday, November 19, 2004
U.S. President George W. Bush checks his watch during the benediction at the end of the dedication ceremony for the William J. Clinton Presidential Library November 18, 2004 in Little Rock, Arkansas.
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Thursday, November 18, 2004
So, the Bush administration is floating the idea of dropping the business tax deduction for employer-provided health insurance.
Look, we all know that big-hearted, ethical corporations will continue to offer high-quality, low-cost health insurance to their employees even if they can't get a tax break for it.
Don't we?
And just think of all the negotiating power we individuals will have when it comes time for premium increases...that is, if we can afford the policies in the first place.
Knocking off the corporate deduction for employee health insurance would be balanced out by shielding "interest, dividends and capitals gains from taxation", among other goodies.
Wow, I can't wait to get that extra ten bucks or so of interest on my pitiful savings account! Why, I'll just gladly buy an individual policy for that kind of windfall!
Our employer-based health insurance stinks to high heaven. But yanking it away from American workers and replacing it with nothing is cruel, immoral, and sadly very, very Republican.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Wow - thanks to Atrios for the link to Nick Confessore's great idea - Democratic Party Health Insurance.
I especially like this part -
Note: The Republicans could do it too, creating health care organizations that work the way they think health care should work. Then people could comparison shop the ideas in practice!
I'm semi-joshing, as usual, and I have no clue how this would work. But the fact remains - we have better ideas. If there's a way to put them in effect, let's go for it.
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Dubya has nominated Condi to be our "face to the world", something certain to scare away anyone wishing to do business here or cooperate with us in any way.
Are there more scary faces coming?
According to the LA Times -
Another sign of Bush's views is expected to come soon when he chooses a replacement for Burns as head of the State Department's Bureau of Near East Affairs.
One possible replacement is Danielle Pletka, vice president for foreign and defense policy studies at the American Enterprise Institute, a conservative Washington public policy center. She has been an outspoken advocate of the Iraq war and Israel's interests.
Helena Cobban gives us some instructive low-down on this scary character and what kind of havoc she could wreak in the Middle East -
Pletka is an unbelievable, Ann Coulter-like ideologue of a figure. Or, as the LAT folks put it, more diplomaticlly: "She has been an outspoken advocate of the Iraq war and Israel's interests."
She used to be Jesse Helms's chief foreign-policy aide. At a time in his career, of course, when he was virulently pro-Likud, as opposed to the earlier ophase when he was virulently anti-Semitic.
Here in the Middle East, jaws have dropped on hearing of the possibility of her appointment. In Lebanon she's known as "Mrs. Legs", because of her habit of wearing extremely short mini-skirts to official meetings.
Not at all an appropriate thing to do in Arab or Muslim countries.
Lebanon is one thing. But one person here recalled seeing her wear similarly revealing clothing while walking around Gaza, a place marked by much more social conservatism in matters of dress. Then, when some Gaza men started staring at her, apparently unable to believe their eyes, she harangued them loudly.
This is not trivial, but it's just one sign of the determinedly "in yer face" attitude she takes to Muslims and Arabs on the whole range of issues. Especially, of course, Israeli-Palestinian issues and questions about war and peace in Iraq. Let's hope someone comes up with a better alternative for this job than Pletka.
What it all boils down to is that the Bush administration already has shown their face to the world. Dubya needs to look no further than his own household.
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Tuesday, November 16, 2004
At least he kissed her first. With Powell.....(supply your own end to that sentence, I'm a lady, dammit, and I don't use that language)
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Let this picture be a warning to all Christmas shoppers.
From left to right - five-yr-old Andante, little sister, grandmother, and mother looking at just-opened electric frying pan with something less than pleasure.
She's now 90 years old, and we still haven't heard the end of it.

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Monday, November 15, 2004
On the one hand, perhaps this will cut down on all the spam I get for Super-Duper Viagra in my e-mail inbox.
On the other hand, it raises some privacy concerns.
On the third hand, it won't exactly decrease the cost of prescription drugs.
On the fourth hand, perhaps the emitted signals from his oxycontin bottle will interfere with all the equipment in Limbaugh's studio and knock him off the air.
A mixed bag, that's for sure.
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"What in this world have I ever done to cause ye to treat me this a-way?"
I've been trying to rebuild my long-neglected genealogy database; a hobby that I've enjoyed for nearly twenty-five years. Both my ancestry and Mr. Andante's lines are included - in fact, we're 20th cousins. The database covers about 45,000 individuals, which comes to just about 45,000 stories.
One of the most poignant stories relates to Mr. Andante's 5th cousin - Randolph "Ranel" McCoy. Yep, the real real McCoys.
I've been re-reading "The McCoys: Their Story as Told to the Author by Eye Witnesses and Descendants" by Truda Williams McCoy (Preservation Council Press, Pikeville KY, 1976).
There were wrongs on both sides of the Hatfield-McCoy feud; both were incredibly pig-headed, stubborn, and proud. It's never been determined what exactly started "The Feud"; mainly a combination of several small grievances, aggravated by being on different sides of the Civil War.
But the worst atrocity in my mind was the night of December 31, 1877. The Hatfields were determined to get Randolph McCoy, the McCoy patriarch, once and for all. Fifteen Hatfield men surrounded the McCoy home and opened fire.
By this time, the McCoys had fortified their home fairly well, and the Hatfield's barrage had no effect.
Determined to smoke out old "Ranel", one of the Hatfield boys snuck up to the house and set fire to it.
The McCoys used up all their available supply of water trying to put out the fire, even throwing milk on the flames. There was plenty of water at the well - surely, the Hatfields wouldn't shoot a woman fetching water?
Twenty-nine year old Alifair went to the well to fetch water...Cap Hatfield shot her dead.
Sally McCoy heard her daughter's screams, and went running toward her. Sick and weak from a recent illness, she was determined to confront Cap.
Jim Vance, a Hatfield relation, stepped in her way.
Jim Vance interceded. "Get outen the way, old woman," he ordered.
"I'm a-going to Cap," she said through tight lips. "He has killed my girl." Sally's ashen face wore a look of determination that few had ever seen in the gentle old woman who had always been against fighting.
Jim Vance was in no mood to be fooled with. He did not intend to argue or to be balked by a woman. Swinging his gun barrel, he crashed it down on her hip, and she fell to the ground, breaking her arm.
From her position on the ground, Sally McCoy looked up into the face of her attacker and between moans asked, "What in this world have I ever done to cause ye to treat me this a-way?...In times past, you have stayed all night at my house...and I have cooked your meals. Is this the way ye pay me?"
But this was no time to be reminded of past favors. Seeing the fallen woman so enraged Vance that he cursed roundly and raised blow after blow upon her defenseless body. Then, with a final blow, he crashed her skull with the barrel of his rifle."
So...someone please tell me how the above story is any different from this from an AP photographer, trying to escape Fallujah?
"I decided to swim ... but I changed my mind after seeing U.S. helicopters firing on and killing people who tried to cross the river."
He watched horrified as a family of five was shot dead as they tried to cross. Then, he "helped bury a man by the river bank, with my own hands."
And don't try to tell me about the "fog of war". When one human being is planning to take another human being's life, he'd better be damned certain what he's aiming at, orders or no.
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U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell has submitted his resignation to President Bush, the White House said today. In addition to Powell, sources said the White House today also will announce the resignations of Education Secretary Rod Paige, Energy Secretary Spencer Abraham and Agriculture Secretary Ann Veneman.
Just guessin', but I assume the following -
Replacing Powell as Secretary of State - anyone who has particularly offended the Arab countries and the rest of the world in general.
Replacing Paige as Education Secretary - someone with strong ties to the home schooling movement.
Replacing Energy Secretary - any oil company CEO.
Replacing Agriculture Secretary - a pesticide company CEO.
But could they can be lured away from the big bucks of private industry? If not, here's a hint for Dubya. You could always recruit from here.
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